Jaws Had a Toothache

On Tuesday, a ten year-old British boy on the beach in Benidorm saw a strange silver and green fish swimming near him and tried to touch it. The fish, trying to placidly swim amidst strangers, decided he'd had enough and bit him. The boy surely ran howling from the water after the bite and the beach was temporarily closed while authorities searched for the fish. Up to here, fine. There are always species out there that resent man's intrusion on their beaches. But from there it just happened to blow out of proportion. The British newspaper, The Daily Star, ran the story on its front page with a photo of a great white shark and the headline, "Jaws Attack Off Benidorm". Immediately the story was plastered everywhere. A shark attack on a populated beach in the Mediterranean! No beach is safe anywhere! The truth was the boy was given first aid treatment for the small, circular bite just above his waist at the beach and that was that. The fish wasn't found and the sh...