They Stole a What?!
A man early one morning had been called out on a job in a small town in the province of Almería . He loaded his car and went back to pick up something else, unwittingly leaving the k eys in the ignition. A s he was coming back he heard some boys talking. One of them said , "Either you take it or I do, man. We can go do wn to the next town ." He discovered what they were ta lking about when he heard the engine turn over and his car leave without him. Now, how could he explain to the bereaved that his hearse , along with the coffin ready to pick up the dearly d eparted, had been stolen ? If you're going to go for a joyride, there must be more unobtrusive cars to steal. B ecause a hearse is going to stick out like a tiara on a pig. If you steal a blue hatchback, people are going to be looking for a blue hatchback and will see hundreds. But not many people own a hearse. There are few on the road and are easier to spot. You'll be found fast. Even faster if you su...